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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 08:50
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
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Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
No way
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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